Hello, Stranger.

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH


sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls)


legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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If I were you I’d put that away
See, you’re just wasted
And thinking ‘bout the past again
Darling, you’ll be okay
Hold on till may-Pierce the veil. (via flyingmintbunnyxd)

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.


basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh)


no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
wtf do you want